rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

rusty anchor

haveing anal then stickin it in a girls v.j.

a girls bf gave her a rusty anchor

by bre November 3, 2003

Rusty Bones

rusty bones is a slang word for uncool.

"dude your girlfriend made out with some random guy last night, that is totally rusty bones"

by peter bachman March 30, 2008

rusty nail

An Irish fool; typically given the name Bill cassidy at Birth.

Hay have you herd from the rusty nail?
Hay rusty nail how the hell are ya?
Did you here; rusty nail gave that guy a rusty nail.

by trizz March 30, 2004

Rusty Venture

A sexual act wherein an individual(male or female), while in the act of falatio, inserts their finger into the mans anus. This is accomplished while the individual performing the act is dressed as "Rusty Venture", the cartoon character.

Dave gave Jim a rusty venture.

by Dr. Grumbles November 26, 2010

rusty omlette

After performing the act of a Belgian Breakfast, the filthy bitch then shits out the contents of her arse in to a frying pan and the subsequent contents are fried into a rusty omlette.

After Mike made his Belgian Breakfast in Ricci's arse, Ricci felt a bit peckish so he emptied his rectal contents into a pan and cooked up his favourite Rusty Omlette. Yummy!

by Joby 1973 August 14, 2008

Rusty Smoothie

A sexual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting sexual partner's face.

"Boris, will you give me a Rusty Smoothie later?"
"Sure dollface, I'll 'heat up the blender'."

by TheAngryBurger February 4, 2010