"Pro league" Player

A "Pro League" player is a type of gamer that takes a game very seriously. They will constantly say that they are in the Pro-Leagues, even though they are not in any way involved in them. A typical "Pro League" player would put all of his effort in the game that he is playing so he can get "good" so he can "qualify for the Pro Leagues". They would think that they are the best player of the whole gaming community, and come up with excuse to why they lose to somebody who is not a try hard. Another nickname for this type of gamer would be a "Santi".

Gamer 1: "Wow, I just won my first game of Smash Ultimate!"
Gamer 2: "You know I wasn't even trying, right? You're just a spammer. I'm going to go practice for the tournament tomorrow."
Gamer 3 (To Gamer 1): "Don't worry, this guy is just a "Pro League" player."

by A non-tryhard March 1, 2019

National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

French cod players

The worst cod players because they don’t let you kill them

Look at that french player he won’t let me kill him must be french

What french cod players

by Kholl April 14, 2020

A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

the wannabe player

Someone who tries to be a player but fails horribly. Feeds the same bullshit to the same people, and they put 2 and 2 together. Full of lies and creates a whole fake persona depending on the person with them knowing what they’re really like.

He feeds his insecurities by being a wannabe player.

Fuck the wannabe player

by Opheliax2 October 8, 2020

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020