poundcake

The fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go. Scientifically speaking, it sits in the area whereupon the pants, held up by the belt, attempt to conceal it, resulting in a bulbous, cake-like structure.

Steve: If I were 40 years older I'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice.

Chromulox: I know, she tries to hide it under her belt but subsequent sub-poundcakes form.

by Gibbon Prince March 10, 2008

400,000 pounds of fuel

a lot of dead towels heads, and a lot of money.

400,000 pounds of fuel is a hella lot more than I'll be able to purchase in a year.

by the greenskeeper July 9, 2004

pounding the rock

When you jerk off Dwayne Johnson

I love pounding the rock he's so muscular

by Dwayne the rock Johnson July 4, 2015

Pounding God's Fist

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?

"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

POUNDING

The act of getting pegged while sounding

After a long night of Pounding with Steve Buscemi, i cooled off with a nice avacado in my butt

by PoundMaster42069 March 4, 2020

pooch pounder

another name for all my coworkers....dog banger!

Jeez that Ricky is such a pooch pounder! He never does anything!

by Van Halen April 11, 2007

Koi Ponded

To be fingered in the bum

While they were fooling around his girlfriend unexpectedly Koi Ponded him.

by Squarrington May 25, 2010