My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.
by Descend upon March 8, 2017
Get the Poo gibbon mug.Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.
Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.
Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019
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a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020
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Get the Poo Crete mug.It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.
that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.
by ChampOlight May 7, 2016
Get the poo stamp mug.The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 22, 2012
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