phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

phone

a tiny device that messes up your eyesight and you stay on there for 25 hours a day

i went blind because of my phone

by That handle is already in use4 September 29, 2023

Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.

God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!

by Emmerr December 24, 2010

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

swap phones

mostly used on tiktok when someone sees a couple and then they say "swap phones" in the comments meaning the couples swapping phones to look through it to see if someone is cheating. finding something to end the relationship because their jealous.

"Someone sees a couple having fun on tiktok"
someone in the comments "swap phones"
they are jealous.

by silly_frenchfry March 7, 2024