Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers

You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie

by Whutu October 4, 2021

Wrinkle neck bass

Synonym for a male appendage.

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass

by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021

Donkey Neck Combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

Long neck

This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .

Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”

by Jjaai May 22, 2023

Northern Neck Ginger Ale

The sharp, real ginger flavor that Virginians know and love. The unique family recipe, including extract of ginger root,

Northern Neck Ginger Ale was the best ginger ale.

by SPrice1980 August 8, 2022

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 6, 2018