nipple mama

An adult person (usually male) who is highly attached to their mother....more than the usual. Their dependence on their mother has exceeded from problematic to just downright creepy.
Wayne still has his mother tuck him in at night, he is such a nipple mama!!
by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 26, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 26, 2023
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floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
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nipple herpies

Where your nipples stay hard for an extended period of time.
"It's so cold outside that I'm going to catch nipple herpies."
by phoeby-buffay December 04, 2019
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Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole
Ew you have a nipple bum
by Unknown2727291 January 07, 2016
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