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Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
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Dark Marlin

When one person is engaging in the act of fisting another persons asshole, then proceeds to extend their index finger outwards to allow deeper penetration into the receivers asshole.
There is nothing better than giving the girlfriend the old Dark Marlin unexpectedly, especially when i'm wearing my class ring
by dookla March 10, 2016
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Franck-Morin Ntebutse

A REAL BAD ASS

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You are such a Franck-Morin Ntebutse
by KFC1738 September 7, 2016
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muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody September 5, 2016
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
I'm having another dodecashot morning.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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