cartman's mom 

a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.

b.) eric cartmans mom from south park

a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!

cartman's mom by southparklovah August 5, 2010

your mom called 

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

your mom called by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

your mom 

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

your mom by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

Bitch mom 

An outright asshole mother

Sandy Tran

Did you see that bitch mom drop kick her kid!?!

Bitch mom by Plan man June 29, 2015

Target mom 

Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.

Look at all those target mom's in the mosh pit at the Goo Goo Dolls concert.

Target mom by Biofuel-Et July 28, 2017

the mom 

Someone who is the first to get napkins to clean up the mess that someone made. This person is usually female, but there are some men out there who are "a mom". They always have the extra snacks, gives great advice, tells people to stop fighting, they get fascinated by the weirdest of things, they are usually super weird and embarrasing too, and they are always proud when you do the right thing. you can be "the mom" at any age . When your a mom you also call everyone sweetie, honey, hun, etc. you will always have a "mom" in any friend group, and you should appreciate them a lot more.

" oh emma is such a mom!''
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything

the mom by emmabear926 February 8, 2018

ur mom virgin 

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

ur mom virgin by StormTheDarkLord May 6, 2018