King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

marita king

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.

Wow, I wish I was Marita King.

by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018

Dewski King

A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.

Oh fuck it’s dewski king, hold my dewski.

by Blakessketit April 1, 2019

king hoover

1 of the two leaders of the 6GD, IGD, and FN. King hoover came into power after King David was killed 6y o-nuts.

Davole,"You know who Larry hoover is?"
Devin,"who?"
Davole,"Larry Hoover"
Devin,"I OUGHTTA SMOKE YO PUNK ASS FOR DISRESPECTIN KING HOOVER"

by BIG_6 February 15, 2018

King Olly

Olly, better known as King Olly, is the main antagonist throughout the events of Paper Mario: The Origami King. He is a vengeful origami king who wants to punish all the Toads by turning them into pieces of blank paper after the Origami Craftsman wrote on him, believing that the Origami Craftsman had scribbled on him. Throughout his scheme, Olly seems to be unaware of what was truly written on him. He believes that flat paper individuals are "inferior" and should be " folded up". He is responsible for the streamers that wrapped around Peach's Castle and brought it to Hotfoot Crater, and for the many members of the Koopa Troop that were folded up into Folded Soldiers. He also was responsible for turning Toads into origami, and he unsuccessfully attempted to erase all Toads via the Thousand Cranes Technique. At the end, he was finally knocked out of his madness with Olivia's Hammer Attack and brought back to reality. He then apologized for all of his misdeeds and passed away from his defeat by Mario and Olivia. It is safe to say that Olly was not truly evil, just blinded by hatred and malice.

King Olly: "I just became so blinded by rage. I did so many unforgivable things..."

by Paper Lexicographer May 27, 2022

king robinson

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!

-King Robinson 2015

There is no example statement. -king robinson

by Butterbooh October 14, 2015

King JJ

A person who’s tall but can’t even dunk, garbage waves, and the drip of a homeless.

P1: Yo that guy over theres mad tall but can’t dunk, damn his waves garbage too.
P2: I think that’s King JJ

by YungBubbleBass May 21, 2019