by Atomus April 20, 2020
To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.
by Motor Enthusiast February 25, 2011
Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
by Love Rider January 20, 2010
A young common man buys a new car (well to be honest an old banger) and him and as many friends as possible cram in to take the first drive
by Rosie March 05, 2004
Think Irish Car Bomb drink however with:
Vanilla Vodka with Baileys poured into a shot glassd then dropped into a half pint of Guinness
drop the shot, drink...boom
yum.
Vanilla Vodka with Baileys poured into a shot glassd then dropped into a half pint of Guinness
drop the shot, drink...boom
yum.
by Jonny C 73 September 08, 2009
Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 08, 2018
Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.
by Dickus August 24, 2005