Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

Human bobcat

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

human cetepede

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.

The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.

by Lmaowski May 8, 2018

Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017

scum of humanity

A Menace Of society

I am a scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021