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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh
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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.
"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
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human scientopsies

it is a kind of a hundred feet created by a madman somewhere in the world about a centipede created with humans that is hooked by the anus of each person and the poop of each one goes through everyone and taste the poop of each one.
1: I'm going to do a hundred human scientopsies with my friends on Thursday.
by rutentol November 13, 2023
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 5, 2013
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