by 834 February 27, 2022
by ojp-nutrapper January 17, 2016
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 08, 2024
Bob: Yoo remember Mr. Mecher from summit hill Junior High bro
Mike: yeah dude he was funny as hell
Bob: Yeah bro he groomed some girl and got sent to jail
mike: nigga what
Mike: yeah dude he was funny as hell
Bob: Yeah bro he groomed some girl and got sent to jail
mike: nigga what
by Big Diggas Nick December 20, 2022
Person 1: did you hear about Francine?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: she has become a William of the hill She lives in a shack in the woods now.
Person 2: no.
Person 1: she has become a William of the hill She lives in a shack in the woods now.
by Lydtehsquid October 10, 2018
Mike: Ugh, have you heard the ant hill high school drama Jenny has been involved in?
Lexi: ugh it’s so stupid, they are making such a big deal of it when it could be solved in less that a day even
Lexi: ugh it’s so stupid, they are making such a big deal of it when it could be solved in less that a day even
by Ant Hill High drama enthusiast April 16, 2022