fruit roll up slut 

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

fruit roll up slut by Kadence W February 22, 2010

Fruitblindness 

When attractive secretly gay men date unattractive women due to their inability to distinguish good looking and bad looking girls

"Why is he dating her? He could do so much better!"

"He's obviously gay and can't tell that she's ugly. Classic case of fruitblindness."

Fruitblindness by lezlimon October 30, 2012

Fruit Booty 

The non binary Trans person.

Look at that freak in a dress and beard. Thats a fruit booty.

Fruit Booty by Black Diamand November 29, 2019

freaky fruit 

A hybrid combination of 50% gayness and 50% gothic which results in a whole lotta freaked up fruit.

Marilyn Manson

Did you see that guy wearing that black trench coat trimmed in pink taffeta and lace?

Freaky fruit was blowing kisses at me!

freaky fruit by rratchello December 3, 2005

Fruit Booter 

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-

skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit

Fruit Booter by someone who loves what they do April 1, 2011

fruit of the loom 

a type of underwear, usually briefs, that usually losers where. More widely known as tighty whitey or tights or tighty whities.

I gave that nerd a wedgie and he had on these tight fruit of the loom.

fruit of the loom by frizzlemynizzle May 28, 2006

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007