Fat brulee

A term for a large or girthy penis.

Joe: Hey bro I have a fat brulee in my pants, and it has your name on it
Johnothy: What the hell is your problem man, I'm calling 911

by SoggyPeanut January 27, 2022

fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

by Icarus-Reset December 11, 2020

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Fat Tits

one fat mother fucker

"Cliff is a fat tits"

by Cursive March 14, 2005

fat back

The layer of fat that runs along the animal's back. It's VERY salty, and yet you can't stop eating it.

I don't care that it's making my blood pressure sky rocket, pass me another piece of fatback!

by mima phat April 17, 2005

fat cat

business folk who shit on all the little people in order to make themselves rich fat cats of society so that they can send their 2 year old child to fencing lessons only to have children look down on all the other kids who aren't as fortunate/spoiled as themselves. there are nice rich ppl out there, only they aren't called fat cats

'their parents send her to grade 8 violin lessons, 4 karate lessons a week, ballet 6 times a week...... isn't that a bit much for a 2 yr old?'

by idi0t May 13, 2005

Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.

The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!

by ThePeej October 10, 2008