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crusty dutch oven 

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.
I made a crusty Dutch oven last night
crusty dutch oven by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

Double Dutch Nut 

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.
We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.
Double Dutch Nut by Phukkus August 7, 2021

Piece of Dutch 

the description of someone who is very annoying and/or funny; A Person who continually forgets that they owe you a favor.
"Michael is a Piece of Dutch, he forgot that he owed me $20!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"
Piece of Dutch by ThatDood! April 10, 2009

Social Double Dutch 

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
Social Double Dutch by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017

pardon the dutch 

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

learning Dutch 

Smoking weed.
Dave was learning Dutch til 3am. He's going to Amsterdam soon, he's going to learn a lot more Dutch there.
learning Dutch by nbdghfjkvn August 15, 2010