Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.

Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.

by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.

The Dutch Indies should be reformed!

by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019

Dutch Strudel

The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.

I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.

by Crumbed December 23, 2023

Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears

Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull

by JWG419 April 1, 2024

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.

I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it

by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025