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E-dating

person 1: "me and 'artic' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"

person 2: "that sounds kinda lame feek
person 1: "e-dating is fun
#e-dating
by Nootro June 10, 2019
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.
Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.
by seijaku April 17, 2013
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Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.
Boy, do I love me some dating
by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
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