Dry

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 3, 2020

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dry fry

Having unprotected sex

The fucked the girl from the club dry fry.

by Black Stally March 9, 2020

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Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

by Fourk January 20, 2020

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dry jerk

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.

Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

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