Jack in the crack

Similar to Jack in the boxm except instead of a guy ejaculating in her pussy its up her ass

Did you see Anal Bitches #34?
Nothing nut Jack in the crack

by lordonightmares December 14, 2006

crack baby

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006

gift crack

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009

crack spackle

when you accidently poop yourself

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle

by sodyPop May 30, 2006

upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003