Jack in the crack

Similar to Jack in the boxm except instead of a guy ejaculating in her pussy its up her ass

Did you see Anal Bitches #34?
Nothing nut Jack in the crack

by lordonightmares December 14, 2006

crack baby

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006

gift crack

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009

crack spackle

when you accidently poop yourself

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle

by sodyPop May 30, 2006

crack whore

I crack addict who would do anything and I mean anything for some crack.

The crack whore gave me a BJ without a condom on while I was on the john for a nickel bag of crack.

by ThisRickJamesBiatch April 25, 2010

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

Typo Crack

Making god awful spelling errors whilst typing.

During an instant message argument between Frank and Jenny, they were both so upset that the exchange of each word looked like they were both on typo crack.

by Ron Sin - Second Life September 24, 2012