Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022
Get the Chinese Flashbang mug.When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
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The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.
Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!
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Get the Chinese elevator mug.A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Golden Torture mug.“No, that’s not a chode,” the doctor told Marty, “and it’s not not-a-chode. What you’ve got there is a textbook chodestick.”
“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”
“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”
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