Couch Porn

The term used to define beer pong that is played while sitting in a chair.

Dan: Yo Tyler why are you doing couch porn
Tyler: Cuz I shoot better from this elevation

by N Word Gary Hands October 28, 2009

Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

proffesional whore coucher

1.some one who is a master or has the inate ability to create a whore couch
2.some one who has been hired to create a whore couch for a disclosed amont of money or other forms of payment

liz, andrew,and jessie inadvertantly created a whore couch by having a 3-way make out session on there friends favorite couch do to andrew not knowing that his mother had been a proffesional whore coucher in her youth

by Artimision January 2, 2006

jump the couch

"W. has jumped the couch."

"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."

"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times

by Troseph September 19, 2005

jump the couch

It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.

After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.

by ThomasJay September 18, 2005

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

coughga

same as the other ones but add luke and correct grammar....

GROUP-LUKE-TOTALLY-guyS this is the correct spelling of the words and the missing member.

by PISSY WALLOW April 23, 2004