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Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011
mugGet the Blood Jointmug.

Sad Blood

The blood that is shed while self harming
"I got sad blood all over my clothes last night"
by hubert668gd October 5, 2021
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Pretty Blood

Pretty Blood is a series on Newgrounds and YouTube which is still ongoing, and that was probably inspired by Happy Tree Friends

It consists of a character called Rinny torturing various "Malinos".
by the way the creator of pretty blood made official porn thats not cool
by TFNUM1HTR August 6, 2024
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Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.
Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.
by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019
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super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
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Blood

An expert, sage, or professional in any field. Calling someone a blood is a sign or deep respect.
"That blood knows everything there is to know about guns, respect her."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
mugGet the Bloodmug.

Nah blood

When someone gives news you dont like and they side side chick
Side chick-"Hey babe you remember when he has sex last night."
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"yea."
Side check-" I'm pregnant"
The nigga that gonna have to pay child support-"nah blood you just the side chick bitch ima go get some milk."
by Gucci nigga March 16, 2020
mugGet the Nah bloodmug.

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