corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

Roast beef with claws

Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.

Rachels feet looked like to roast beefs with claws in them sandals.

by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003

Roast Beef with Cheese

(noun) A dirty, stank vagina with long, stretched out, gray labia usually from being worn the hell OUT. A high probabiltiy of being a carrier for multiple STDs.

Bitch, please...you need to take 'yo nasty Roast Beef with Cheese to the clinic and get some antibiotics!

by starlight88 February 8, 2010

model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

by UGRadio March 4, 2003

beef curtain

A foolish, over-sensetive person.

Don't be such a beef curtain!

by afokenr March 25, 2003

roast beef pussy

dark brown vaginal folds, usually asian, but common to any darker women. sometimes due only to used up/beat up vaginas.

i got an asian porn so i could view roast beef pussy.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009