Happy Bag

As it's name suggests, a Happy Bag is essentially a bag of happy. Think of the "happy" in the bag like the massive ammounts of Seratonin(the hormone that makes you happy) that is stored in your brain, and forced to be released when ecstacy is used. A popped happy bag is much like using ecstacy in this sense, as all the happy is forced to exit the bag. However a ruptured happy bag is much more deadly than ecstacy.

A happy bag of normal size, when popped, unleashes enough energy to power the country of Finland for 32 minutes. These extremely powerful blasts and shockwaves of happy explode in a radius of 60 miles. This happy is very infectious.

I heard that Waldo is really a happy bag, and he's hiding because everyone wants to pop him.

by Horoscopejunkie April 19, 2008

douce bag

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

Ryan Seacrest - American Idol MC

by ToriTurner February 24, 2005

duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

by irishprick October 24, 2005

tea bag

the act of putting your balls onto someone's face while they are passed out or asleep.

"man dod you see him get tea bagged when he passed out at the party?"

by Leach242013 February 17, 2003

dirt bag

A low-life, salty, and un cleansed individual/s living in disgust and demise and in harmony with a sea hag.

That dirt bag had the nerve to try and smell my wife.

by Koola User September 4, 2003

Fag Bag

A man purse. Generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. Sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. A Fag Bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.

"Ew! look at that hideous Fag Bag that Chris is sporting!"

"Fag Bags are SO hot right now."

by Hippie_Chick March 9, 2009

dush bag

When morons who can't spell try to say douche bag, they say dush bag. Although, ironically, these people could, properly, be called dush bags. The term dush bag is most commonly used in eastern Connecticut, by intermediate school children who were raised poorly by illiterate parents. Often said by little hyper brats with lisps.

Moron: Like, omagod, you are SUCH a dush bag.

Man: What the hell is a dush bag? Do you mean douche bag? You're such a dush bag.

by RayBan February 16, 2004