acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

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Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.

"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"

by Little D August 10, 2017

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Teeth babies

The leftover remnants of cum between your teeth after sucking someone off

"Did you see jessica's smile in that photo? She has Teeth babies."

"My girl gave me top last night and she woke up with Teeth babies"

by Napevation June 12, 2021

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septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

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zender baby

A great sportsman and extremely athletic and fit. He pulls all the boys and is especially good at the zender bender. He is also a great rugby player and is often referred to as a brick wall.

Wow that male is such a Zender baby

by Billzabob12 August 15, 2018

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