Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Algo Brothers

When two guys have similar enough interests or tastes that they end up on the same advertising algorithm resulting in them regularly buying matching items unbeknownst to the other

Bro, we have on the exact same shoes? Did you get those from an Amazon ad you saw on FB? Me too. We must be algo brothers.

See also: Algo Sisters

by MIDASG April 26, 2025

your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

Brother Odd

a novel by Dean Koontz, published in 2006. The novel is the third book in Koontz's series focusing on a young man named Odd Thomas

Brother Odd title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023

Waterfall Brother

The culmination of water and brotherhood brought about by two Ark tribes of the Triple Waterfall, separated by maps, but not by spirit

We shall always build my brudda!-Snowfire o7

Don't hurt him Skar!, Legendoo7 is my waterfall brother! He's innocent!-Snowfire

by Snowfire77 July 1, 2025

brother

good brother, does what's is told and has common sense. bad brother, FRICKS everything up, even the most easiest things and has no common sense

today my brother woke me up at 9 on a Friday on virtual school, WHo THiNkSLIke that

by someone else thats not u February 26, 2021

Kj's Brother /calls

HE DEAD!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kj's Brother /calls is DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023