Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 25, 2020
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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
by The Sandal Wearer August 12, 2016
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Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise
"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"
by fart_lord July 19, 2020
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Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 14, 2020
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apple bottom feet

Gay ass people looking for pictures of little 6 year olds feet pictures
Nate looking a a Asian kids ass hole (apple bottom feet)
by Udisbevshsiksn October 07, 2023
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Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.
Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"
by Citychick213 December 21, 2016
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Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.
by Slutty Prometheus July 16, 2022
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