Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.

iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.

by ciekee October 21, 2013

apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium

woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll

by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023

granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

apple bottom feet

Gay ass people looking for pictures of little 6 year olds feet pictures

Nate looking a a Asian kids ass hole (apple bottom feet)

by Udisbevshsiksn October 6, 2023

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022