towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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by Helladays January 28, 2016
Get the bar buffermug. A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
Get the Bar Slothmug. 
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023
Get the iron bar hotelmug. When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw
by spunk monkey1992 February 3, 2014
Get the dime bar piemug. A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
by Sup_mate December 13, 2016
Get the Walking gay barmug.