"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024
Get the Short little small guy who is under 5 feetmug. A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
Get the short strawmug. 
by söme swedish löser July 3, 2019
Get the Short hoppmug. Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Short term hedonisticmug. by Typhoon suey May 29, 2024
Get the Short bus kidmug.