bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex

Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then

by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015

The Bucky car salad

The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.

"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.

by Buckysmom September 17, 2015

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Tossed Salad Head

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.

It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"

by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016