Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.

He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown

"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

by troublem8kR January 12, 2024

Human trafficking

Human trafficking can be defined as the act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation. This exploitation may include sexual exploitation, forced labor, involuntary servitude, slavery, or practices similar to slavery.

"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."

by stratoo April 19, 2024

human nymph

A human spawn over the age of four, but under the age of ten.

Damn, these fucking human nymphs are getting on my damn nerves, running around and screaming about minecraft and ROBLOX !!!

by coughplehgm June 30, 2017

Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.

After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.

by cb757 January 18, 2024