thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog

fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich

stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

How i met your mother

the biggest cock tease show of all time

Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!

Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life

by Steven Lei May 25, 2010

Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

PART 2

---These people will drive you NUTS!!!!
---These people are gonna drive me NUTS!!!
---Your Soul Mind will blink into nothingness
---“Here comes The Church of Madness” . . . Inkubus Sukkubus
---Yeah, what’s that about
---They Ran Out The Country
---They’ll be dropping off like flies . . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14…
---It’s a Ruse World
---I’m stuck in a Ruse World . . . for the vindication process up until my Name Day!!!
---They just Ruse up the bus, Ruse up the joint. . .
---It’s a Ruse World with Trick Ruses + + Soulless People
---Ruse Voice +++ Ruse Life +++ Ruse Fate
---This That and The Other
---Keravnous - - Lightning!
---Only the Silent Ruse knows more about the Ruse World than the Trick Ruses
---Who cares!!! VINDICATED!!!
---Trick Ruses need to Vindicate themselves from all the Shams that they do!!!
---Vindication Time! ! !! ! !
---Fix this World!!! Fix this Planet!!!
---Double Meaning == == Role Playing
---Double Meaning Secret
---Schizophrenic Soul Minds
---Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games
---Paranoid Schizophrenia
---Wall of Shame
---Something went wrong
---Whose a Lunatic NOW!!!
---One Word “GREEDY” !! !! 07/07/07 -– Avaritia --
---Their Soul Minds are in HEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!
---PAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!
---Pain and Torture for BLASPHEMERS!!!
---It’s Heaven and Hell - - - Dio/Black Sabbath “Heaven and Hell”

---03/18/07 - - - “It’s The Fear” - - - Within Temptation - - - “It's the Fear of the Dark
It's growing inside of me, That one day will come to life. There is no escape, Because my Faith (FATE) is Horror and Doom.
---Pisti == Faith!
---Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton Satana
---Ruse Fate + + Ruse Life + + Trashy little trampy earth path + + Trashy little trampy ruse path
---Silent Ruse Charmed the 11th Floor <<< -- PWND
---Meeting 5:30
---The 11th Floor Trick Ruses have “LOSER” stamped right on their forehead!!!
---Guilty!
---May whatever God you be-LIE-ve in, have mercy on your Soul Minds
---Three Three Three - - - Three Three Three --- It’s always Three Three Three - - -Three Three Three - - - Three Three Three - - -
---They are Aliens from the 13th Planet <<--<<-- Trick Ruses
---You can NEVER pray to ALIENS from the 13th Planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… Trick Ruses have to Vindicate themselves with all the Shams - (everything you have done wrong) - on THIS PLANET...
---2 in the back of the head, so you know they’re DEAD!!
---That was a Trick Ruses in the Mirror
---Have a Good Nite, Buddy
---Now you do what they told ya … Now you do what they told ya … … Rage Against The Machine -- “Killing In The Name”
---Go Home, Sleep Soul Mind
---X it out - - - X’ ing out one’s memory - - - in a Ruse World
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

by blthrskt December 10, 2009

Your significant other your mother

worse than your mom gay, your granny tranny, your grand pap a trap, your sister a mister and your family tree LGBT combines...

Jaiman: Your mom gay
Kris: Your sister a mister
Jaiman: Don't make m...
Kris: Your granny tranny
Jaiman: Your significant other your mother

All stars launch into the sun causing it to expand by 3 times, engulfing all neighbouring solar systems and planets leaving only the sun and earth. The sun then says yeeticus Maximus and proceeds to collide into Kris making him explode into 1723548 pieces. Thus leaving Jaiman king of the cosmos

by Epic dabber 34 May 14, 2018