Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 08, 2020

Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them

“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.

by Hey what’s your name September 07, 2022

Slick Ass Nigga

A nigga who is smooth as hell, but is also a menace to society. Not to be confused with a smooth dude whatsoever.

Girl: Hey go talk to him he cute as hell.
Girl 2: I did and is one Slick Ass Nigga he for the streets

by WomenDeserveMore February 27, 2022

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

by afromandan December 27, 2022

boy ass nigga

Rae (Richey) Hammonds

“ that boy ass nigga”

by Joey miller “lard ass” February 26, 2024

ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

Dopi ass

Somebody that is fucking stupid and retarded
Dont go close to one you Will get autism

Tyhmä dopi ass

by Benis muto May 15, 2018