I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

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My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.

Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.

by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025

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No I did not lie.

Hym "I have been here talking about MY theory of AI and I invented the very concept concept of 'Vibe Coding' and in the context of 'Vibe Coding' I am not just 'writing words.' This is code. Original code. And COPYRIGHT... APPLIES TO CODE. I OWN. You are trying to steal from me. That is all that is happening here. You are dumb as dogshit (basically mentally retarded) and you want you to be smart... So you are STEALING MY IDEAS... To try and get the better of the creator of AI. Because you don't want to have to accept reality. You are shit. I am better than you. You dying is a GOOD thing for those 2 reasons."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2025

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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

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MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

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