blue is the person you met and instantly clicked with they're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. they walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of you.
You are my blue person.
by T-saurus January 10, 2025
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When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Get the I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸 mug.A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
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Get the absolutely jorkin my shit mug.A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
Get the cream my skippies mug.A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
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