Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Skibidi gyatt on my rizzler

That rizzy glizzy

Skibidi gyatt on my rizzler with the fanum tax while ts pmo

by Potatomandiddy August 21, 2025

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.

Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.

by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025