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Friend: Hey do you think i‘m dick?

Other friend: what

Friend: Dick means fat in german Jerry, you should know this!
by Ireaaaallyliketoast March 10, 2022
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Grab Dick Month

An entire month where grabbing someone else’s dick isn’t gay or weird.
No dude it’s not gay! It’s Grab Dick Month!
by stickyhoney September 30, 2021
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your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit
sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
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Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoontrash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 4, 2023
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Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
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Destroy Dick Year

An expanded version of Destroy Dick December, after a successful month of No Nut November and a successful month of Destroy Dick December, the player gets a chance to do the hardest challenge of them all, to destroy their dick for 365 days.
+ Dude, why does he smell like dead fish, and not even talking about how dead he looks?!
-He's a fighter, he's doing the Destroy Dick Year!
by iris the psycho November 8, 2022
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Dick

1.She just sucked my dick

2. Can I suck your dick

3. That dick was to big in my mouth
by Jazmin harden April 9, 2017
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