Friend: Hey do you think i‘m dick?
Other friend: what
Friend: Dick means fat in german Jerry, you should know this!
Other friend: what
Friend: Dick means fat in german Jerry, you should know this!
by Ireaaaallyliketoast March 10, 2022
Get the dick mug.by stickyhoney September 30, 2021
Get the Grab Dick Month mug.sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
Get the your dick is bigger than mine mug.The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 4, 2023
Get the Dick Panda mug.Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
Get the Grissle Dick mug.An expanded version of Destroy Dick December, after a successful month of No Nut November and a successful month of Destroy Dick December, the player gets a chance to do the hardest challenge of them all, to destroy their dick for 365 days.
+ Dude, why does he smell like dead fish, and not even talking about how dead he looks?!
-He's a fighter, he's doing the Destroy Dick Year!
-He's a fighter, he's doing the Destroy Dick Year!
by iris the psycho November 8, 2022
Get the Destroy Dick Year mug.by Jazmin harden April 9, 2017
Get the Dick mug.