Sometimes the only way I can make it through the day is to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls for a few minutes. Nothings better than getting your balls busied!!
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.
Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”
Grant points it out to Isabelle.
Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”
by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020
Coming into an already controlled chaos situation and stirring up shit with your own ideas and making trouble where there isn't any.
Don't come over here and kick my ant pile.
by christynbitz May 14, 2011
by JTR4EVA November 29, 2011
by the-handle-is-already-in-use November 07, 2021
No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024