Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 17, 2023

Dick

Its the thing that i use to fill your mums mouth

i mana sou:hose to dick sou mesa mou
Egw:okkkkkk kai tis to vazo vathia

by kingaris_pro November 22, 2021

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Big Dick

He is an very nice person with a long schlong and a nice fat R9

Martin has a big dick

by Nitram999 November 22, 2021

national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021