When an employee tries to kiss ass with their amazing bullshit – or – bombard with non-sense repeatable quotes, to look good for management, in the work place
Jason walks into his manager’s office every day, workplace peacocking, in order to show his boss how good he is, with his great bullshit quotes.
A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.
Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.
This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.
Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"
Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"
when you really want to call someone a tool but the singular "tool" doesn't cover the tool-ness of the situation. A Yankee Workshop is a glorified tool shed which is where you keep any number of tools.
Dude 1: Are you seeing X right now? He's being a complete tool.
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fuckingyankee workshop!