Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

Waffle-Pancake

To take one statement or belief and turn into hate speech or something generally discriminatory against something related to that statement. Like real waffles and pancakes, one may be rooted from the other, but they are still two different things.

Coined by Louis McClung on YouTube.

“This is no waffle-pancake idea, because I am saying I do not like trad wives, does not mean I don’t like Christianity, okay? ‘Oh, Louis! You’re making fun of some Christians! That means you hate Christians, you think it’s bad, you think we’re all stupid!’ No??????” -Louis McClung

by JaxonArsenic December 23, 2024

waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.

That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.

by MizRacy March 20, 2010

waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form

who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.

Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.

by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020

Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information

Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”

by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023