Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

by uncle gusser October 29, 2011