twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 07, 2012
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clit twat

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.
by punchuspilot January 21, 2022
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office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.
Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.
by Lollipopxxx October 07, 2017
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twat tweezer

a curse word referring to someone who eats pussy (aka cuntmuncher)
1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.
by TheTallDwarf March 04, 2015
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Twat banger

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians
‘She’s a twat banger
by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020
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twat twiddler

That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“
by John_D03 June 15, 2019
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twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.
"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."
by BrotherBearBruce April 20, 2016
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