first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.

I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

Riding the Midnight Train to Slab City

Used to delicately explain that someone has died.

"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."

by jhahs44 October 20, 2008

make a train take a dirt road

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

by kloon882 May 31, 2018

Seven Inch Lionel Train

When spoken, you emphasize the start of 'Lionel' so it sounds like 'lying'. It's when a guy lies to a virgin, saying he only packs 6 or 7 inches, when he is really packing a footlong.

Cindy believed Roger and thought he was average sized, she wound up getting a Seven Inch Lionel Train.

by CrazyMinion August 23, 2011

Riding the Dinky Train to Stinky Town

When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.

IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!

by awallz December 31, 2008

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."

Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

ima run a train on your ass

A threat that has sexual implications. Where a group of men gang up on one guy and fuck his ass as a train/tag team. Often resulting in severe bleeding and bruising.

Ima get the bois and ima run a train on your ass.

by Fact man May 9, 2018