finger of the Lorm

When a cuckboy almost gets laid but ends up only fingering.

F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."

by Leendert January 24, 2018

Flintlock Fingers

“The act of fingering a woman aggressively till climax whilst one’s hands are covered in gunpowder.”

“After spending all day at the gun range, I came home and gave my ole lady the Flintlock Fingers.”

by Mr_Rogers June 20, 2023

finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..

Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.

by 8inchesSoft April 22, 2016

choccy fingers

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).

omg ur such a choccy fingers u silly goose!!

"omg have you seen the choccy fingers video?"
"holy shit i was traumatised it was so bad"

by Josh542719 November 01, 2023

Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 12, 2016

finger-fabber

related to jibber-jabber but done in text messages

i really cant understand my girlfriend finger-fabber messages

by darkwarriorsavestheworldagain December 06, 2011