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Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020
mugGet the Mark Jankemug.

Mark Behavior

Any time someone does anything abnormal or fucked up.
“Damn that guy accidentally had sex with his stepdaughter… twice. That’s some real Mark Behavior
by saladass666 July 22, 2022
mugGet the Mark Behaviormug.

Mark

A generous badass bro that got more vibes than any one,he got big dreams,small friends,you will always find him with expensive things not because his rich,but because he has true friends,luckiest guy,Mark are mostly big guys buh with big dreams,His girlfriend is always one of a kind.
Patience:That boy won 15000$ from betting,maybe his a Mark
by Mavericks rock November 23, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

mark

mark is lysdexic
by gæ4pay November 22, 2021
mugGet the markmug.

Mark

He’s somebody who you’d say that is the realest hitter ever and always ever bulletproof, he always keep the nine packing on him and is a man of his word and makes sure to get the job done, he’ll never hold back on what he has to say and what he has to do and steady standin on business because the last thing he’ll hear is somebody talkin down on his name and best believe he’ll paint a mf on the ground if they talking sweet about him, mfs talkin sweet abt mark are the ones who wanna get put in the ground
Fan: Fuckers in school tellin me, always ina barber shop “mark ain bout this, mark ain bout that, my boy a bd on fuckin lamron and them” they say “dont be never puttin in no work” shut the fuck up, y’all niggas ain on shit, all y’all motherfuckers talkin bout mark ain no hitter, mark ain this, mark is a fake. Shut the fuck up, y’all don’t live with that nigga and y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet shootin at the police and shit, nigga been on probation since fuckin i don’t know when, motherfuckers stop fuckin playin him like that. Them niggas savages out there, if I catch another motherfucker talkin sweet about mark, I’m fuckin beatin they ass, I’m not fuckin playin no mo, you kno them niggas roll with lil Reese and them
by drakeothekilla November 19, 2023
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark Shot

An exclamation of a trick shot in pool. Used in Big Brother to define a lucky shot that Mark Drelich uses when playing pool.
A Mark Shot occurs when you hit a ball you aimed for, but it goes into a hole on the opposite side of the pool table.

He specifically said that Mark Shot was going to be put on Urban Dictionary. So because he's my favourite Big Brother player, I did this for him.
by Lynx Emerald May 12, 2019
mugGet the Mark Shotmug.

ryan mark Haave

A very large Italian man who just loves goats and saying what
Why is Ryan mark Haave always saying what? What?
by Joe has ligma November 22, 2021
mugGet the ryan mark Haavemug.

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